Thursday, May 11, 2006

Smatch Point

Last one, I swear. Match Point is supposed to be Woody Allen's comeback. I call bullshit on that. There's nothing positive about this movie other than that Scarlett Johanssen and Jonathan Rhys Meyers are good-looking. They also happen to be terrible actors. "Maybe if I yell people will think I'm 'in' the part." And I get that Woody Allen has had some unsuccessful relationships. I GET it. Oooh, the bad guy gets away with it? That has NEVER been done before! Maybe in Woody's high-falutin', Aston Martin-driving, leather-chairs-that-are-as-soft-as-a-baby's-ass, champagne-sipping world this kind of shit happens all the time and people think it means they're deep, but just 'cause bro holds a copy of Crime and Punishment at one point doesn't mean he has anything to offer us other than his crooked smile and REALLY nice suits that I would like to own and would hopefully not wear during a poorly-planned murder of my hot-but-annoying-and-pregnant mistress. I would probably just wear that suit to work or to get a drink with my brahs.

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Anonymous R Squared said...

Woody Allen seems to have a problem with women - they are either weak, pathetic creatures or over-sexed bitches. I'm sure my assessment is not original.. just thought I'd mention it. I've never seen a WA movie that had any different characterization of women.

Otherwise, Excellent Review, Superficial.

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Blogger "Carl" said...

This is an oversimplistic view of the movie.

It's not always the ends; it's the means.

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The means sucked.

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Blogger KR said...

I wouldn't say this is Woody Allen's best effort but I did see some positive things in the movie. I thought that the story was taut and the dream sequence was kind of cool. A small original take on how justice is meted out in our culture. And the delusions of committing perfect crimes. I hate that Woody Allen chooses these young actors and puts them in grown-up clothes and fondles them with his camera. Arguably, Dostoevsky did his best work at 70 years and beyond, sadly I think Woody Allen's best years are behind him.

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For next time: Feel free to put a "Warning: Spoilers Ahead" notice at the top of your review. Some of us have not seen it yet. But some wll-turned phrases.

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