Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Spring Training Special Part 2

Today's Special: American League Predictions:

East:
1. Boston Red Sox: The one thing they haven't gotten from the Yanks is a division crown.
2. New York Yankees: This division sucks.
3. Baltimore Orioles: Slammin' Sammy hits 45, but nobody's knocking off the big twol
4. Tampa Bay Devil Rays: Offseason acquisitions all killed in plane crash.
5. Toronto Blue Jays: Terrible terrible terrible team. A+ for signing Canadian Wolf Corey Koskie.

Central:
1. Minnesota Twins: Mauer surprises with his health, bat, and good looks. Rotation excels.
2. Cleveland "Indians": Tons of hitting, not enough pitching, more than enough Coco Crisp.
3. Detroit Tigers: Major improvement but Magglio goes down in a heap early.
4. Kansas City Royals: Too many shitty players, not enough good players.
5. Chicago White Sox: Just putting them in the cellar pisses off Carl Wedoff.

West
:
1. Texas Rangers: Pitching finally comes around enough to get them in the playoffs.
2. The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, California, USA Inc.: Rally monkey ebola fever.
3. Seattle Mariners: Ichiro scores 140 runs, Adrian Beltre knocks in 150.
4. Oakland Atheletics: Tough year in a tough division. Not enough Zito.

Playoffs:
ALDS
: Rangers lose to Yankees for the billionth time, while the Twins shock the Red Sox. (I am a homer.)
ALCS: Twins score 12 runs in seven games giving Jason Giambi the chance to redeem his skinny self.

Tomorrow: National League Predictions.
The next day: Awards!
P.S. Watch for me to edit my predictions retroactively a la Zamyatin at the end of the year.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous km said...

East
1 – bosox
2 – yanks
3 – tampa
4 – orioles (I might make their starting rotation)
5 - toronto

Central
1 – twin
2 – sox
3 – tribe (juan gone to dl by mid may)
4 – tigers
5 – royals

West
1 – Oakland
2 – Angels
3 – Texas
4 – Mariners (just to piss of tommy/mollycuddle)

02:37  
Blogger B. Alec said...

Ok, but Oakland? I'm not scared of their offense. And I for one would LOVE to see you on the mound in Baltimore. I hear they need middle relief.

09:09  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

central

twins
tigers
sox
tribe
kc

nl east
(old school division
cubs
mets
cards
astors
phillies
pirates
braves

18:29  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh sorry that was me, kevin

18:30  

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