Sunday, March 27, 2005

Spring Training Special Part 1

The Big Chief.

Today marked both the resurrection of our Lord and Savior and his favorite American pastime, baseball. Indeed, Jesus loved the Cincinnati Reds. The Easter special pitch/catch exhibition also marked a first for Sunday Baseball; our first property damage dilemma. A towering shot to left field by Karl "Big Chief" S. spiderwebbed a nice little Toyota's windshield. Oh how easy it would be to leave the scene; no one would ever be able to prove anything in court or to of the Allstate lady. I'd like to melodramatically commemorate the windshield-note-leaving incident of Easter 2005 as the moment of the resurrection of common decency in America. Kudos to Karl S. Welcome back baseball season.


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